When talong girl found out that her parents had “shawty come here”. She was shocked since both of her preants are chicks. But one of them has a dick. She was a little jealous that her parents replaced her. She was also angry she wanted to take that new talong girl down. She thought of something, day and night, she planned and planned and planned. Till she finally came up with a plan to shame the new talong girl.
Next month is the annual eggplant contest at talong town. The talong girl’s family will be the one hosting. So her plan will take place then. She gatherred up her clothes and called her dolphin. Then her dolphin came. and picked her up . Her dolphin has some torta. So she ate it so she can have some energy It made her more purple and blooming. So that way she’ll be the better talong girl when she takes the new talong girl down . Ahah but the new talong girl is fresh and skinny like a ripe one. So, she thought of other was to make her self look better . other ways ** Ahh Like getting tissue to insert on her Yenno. Lol to make her highheels fit in her feet Lol unless you want the other;). LOLL . wth . She thought tha was good enough . But it seems like the new talong girl looks finer . But right now she ddnt care. The new talong girl started to sing I don’t care by 2ne1. and talong girl got jealous because she cant sing So she tried singing a Kpop song. but she failed And started singing old folk songs but still a fail. so she danced , and she danced amazing ! Amazingly ugly. so , she stopped trying . And just accepts to be beaten. Then the annual eggplant contest is tmrw. Then she didn’t come. but she changed her mind, she went because she remembered her plan to shame the new talong girl . And her plan is? to tell the whole town that the new talong girl was actually an adopted sperm But when she did that the whole town asked guesss what? We don’t care so she ended up being embarassed With 2ne1tune so she walked away in shame . With the tissue that she inserted were falling apart and she went back to brocolli city where she now belonged. Then she died.
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Once upon a time. there was a girl Named neneng. who live in talong town Somewhere in narnia. in a white tiny hut . She always calls her self a talong girl. because of the colour of her hair . purple. With blond like highlights. she owns green clothing only . With a pink and brown underwear .she has two moms only And no dad. HAHAHA NO DUHH ! she has a pet dolphin named lilian Her dolphin helped her escape that ghetto place called talong town to a much more brighter place like…. Brocolli city which has greener trees. There she meets homie g and gaga. they became bestfriends forver They tought her how to be a g . and they influenced her to smoke some g . Aka weeed. which she thought was really good . Although because she’s gay she never had a second thoought of what it is . She thought its some kind of vegetable that’s good for you. A vegetable you light up , And said crank em up wid some dope Homie she forgot all about talong town and her two moms Her moms try to get her but all the homies and niguuahs and brahhs in that place is homophobic they never even stepped a foot at broccolli city Because if they did they will be torta .torta ? Tortang talong. LOOOL !!. yup yup . so they stopped trying to go saved her And just had sex instead to make a new one Loool Joke. but too bad they couldnt because their both girls , so instead they adopted a sperm . Noo One of them had a sex change. still doesnt produce sperm you retard . so they still adopted a sperm That’s what she said!. exactly ! The sperm was inserted the mood is getting intense Swet is coming out. and 9 months later A new talong girl is borN And that’s a wrap Prepare For the next Episode Lol. LOOOOOOLL !! Post mo yung scene one Ahaha. okay okay wait .
Forgive the bad spelling grammar or punctuation . we were bored and only every second sentece is made by me . (: other is made by christian emeterio .